Got the tunes going. Today's jam is the Doors Greatest Hits. Hello I love you........
Just a quick update-my blog has been repaired. Commenting system is back. So please comment away. Let me know if you see other issues. Let me know you're still out there reading this. I'd hate to just be talking to myself, even though I usually am just talking to myself!
Today's topic shall be the ever frustrating online dating. Yes people, I'm still at it. Been since 2012ish? Nowadays, it's more for kicks and content than me actually believing I will find someone real.
I realized this morning that I have been alone for ten years now. Holy sh*t that depresses me. But only a little. I'm one of those people who actually enjoys being alone. Just once in a while, a girl needs a man if you get my drift.
Sorry mom!
Damn the Doors are jamming. Picture me sitting writing this, cat on my lap and chair dancing. Current song is LA Woman.
Anywho, back to the story du jour.
I got a message the other day from a guy who I knew couldn't be real. Hot guys just don't go on POF you feel me? His profile said his second language was English. Keep this in mind.
I forget the message he sent, but after all this time, you get a feeling you know? We sent a few messages back and forth and he tells me that he works for the UN and is currently working in Australia. Now I'm no expert on the UN, but are there offices in Australia?
I then ask him where he's from right? His reply is Georgia.
Do you get where I'm going with this? So I say, what's your first language? Your profile says English is your second language. If you are from Georgia, one would think that English is the first. No reply came and his profile was deleted.
Score another scammer for me.
Next up is a really cute guy. He messages me Friday and I'm intrigued, but highly doubtful he's real. But I play along. He says he's looking for love. That should have been my clue to his fakery, but damn he was cute. I message along saying if those pictures of you are real, why are you on POF? I get a reply of a "new" photo of him holding a sheet of paper saying "Kyle is for real."
See now I'm thinking maybe, just maybe...........
I notice however, no today's date on it. BUT, I keep going. He says he wants to text but wants to use some app called Whatsapp. I've no idea what this is and wonder why not just regular text. BUT I play along, because just maybe.............
I download the app, create an account and he now has my number. He messages me on the app and I reply what's your number, you have mine. I'm thinking, here's where it ends right? Nope, a number replies right back. So of course, I immediately look it up on Mr Number app.
It comes back as a no named landline in NYC.
I've also reverse searched his imaging on Google and surprisingly no results. So I'm thinking just maybe..............
I reply on this app, NYC eh? He says, yup, I'm originally from NY, but now in Virginia Beach. I say cool, where in NY, as I grew up there as well. No reply. No reply for hours. Next morning, I check it and he had replied hours later, "lovely, how are you?"
What the hell kind of reply is that? At this point, I go back to POF and yes indeedy, his profile has been deleted. He never replies again. Should have known from the get. No man says I'm looking for love.
I knew he was fake, from the jump, but yeah, I guess I'm still hoping one day just maybe..........
All right. Here we have today's silly bottle shot.
This is Konad Green and Red with Enchanted Polish I'm Kind of a Big Deal and I'm Kind of a Bigger Deal.
Here we have the base mani. See if you can tell which nail is different.
So what do you think? Which one is not like the others? If you said the ring finger, you'd be correctamundo as the Fonz used to say. The ringer is the original I'm Kind of a Big Deal. The rest is a Bigger Deal and leans purple.
I next stamped with the red and green Konad using Cheeky jumbo plate 06 and Bundle Monster plate BM H03.
Not the greatest thing I've ever done. I know it. I'm still waiting for my new stamping polish so I can show you my new haul and try my new clear stamper. Although it scares me!
Until next time people. Any thoughts out there?