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Wednesday, April 12, 2017

Enchanted Polish Vampires Suck

So I told you last post I would tell you about the weird dream I had last night.  Now normally I don't remember my dreams, at least not with this much clarity.  And it's just a freakin weird one. The dreams I do remember always have to do with me peeing in my dream in a weird place or the other night's it was the tiniest bathroom ever and always in these dreams, I make a mess of me and my clothes.

Gross yes, but I realize now that it's my subconscious telling me to wake up to pee.  Remember I told you I am on two liters of IV food every night? Well that makes a lot of waking up to pee and if I don't wake up, the mess in my dream will be reality! So I always listen when my dreams turn to that.

Now on to the weird dream I had.

I don't know how it started, I just know that my mom had no arms or legs and for some reason she had something wrong with her breathing and needed to have the fluid drained from her lungs to breathe.

Since she had no arms or legs, I was carrying her on my back in a backpack I think.  I was running all over the hospital screaming "where's the colposcopy unit?"  Over and over I was screaming this. Finally someone pointed me in the right direction and I ran into the department, throwing my mom down on the table telling them to hurry up and drain the fluid as she's dying not being able to breathe.

The people there just stood around staring at me, drinking their coffee having their lunch not helping me at all. I then swiped everything off that table, got in the doctor's face and demanded he take care of my mom.

I got down to my mom's face and told her not to leave me, that I needed her, but if she was tired and wanted to go, that I would be OK.

Finally, he realized I knew what I was talking about and stuck this huge needle into her lung.  There was this loud pop.  And relief on mom's face as she was able to breathe again.

Then I woke up.

How f*cked up is that?????

First off, why did my mom not have arms or legs? Second, the procedure she needed is called a thoracentesis. A colposcopy is what you get when you go to the Gynecologist for a cootie checkup. So why I was screaming for that department I've no idea.  But while I was dreaming it, it seemed so damn real, it was spooky.

I haven't stopped thinking about it all morning.  What do you think?  Do you think dreams mean something? I know there are people who believe that dreams are your brain working out issues in your awake life.  Not sure how this relates whatsoever.  Maybe mom will have an idea once I tell her about this!

Now for today, I chose another color just for me.  Don't worry, a happy pink is in the works for you out there! This is Vampires Suck and it's a blackened brown with holoness.

Indoor Sun

Indoor Sun
To me, this is a gorgeous color.  I know it's not for everyone!

Do you have weird dreams????

Until next time people.  Any thoughts out there?

Monday, April 10, 2017

Enchanted Polish May 2014

Just used my brand new electric toothbrush.  You see, I have a serious fear of the dentist and for many years, I have used a regular toothbrush and brushed the hell out of my gums.  My current dentist told me that if I didn't stop that and start using an electric toothbrush that I would eventually need a gum transplant.

Now that sounds like a party right?


I had a coworker who had to have that done and she said it sucked big time.  For many years now I have been using the same electric toothbrush and yes, it's working.  Now gums don't grow back once they're gone, they're gone.  But they have not receded any more.  And they are healthier than they were before the electric one.

I still brush the hell out of my teeth.  At least five minutes at a time.  The other day, my old electric toothbrush didn't last long enough for me.  It was time for a new one.  I only get the base model.  I don't need bluetooth and the like for my teeth.  I just need something that lasts five minutes!

That's what he said..................................

The base model was $60 and for four replacement heads, $30.  $10 for toothpaste and I have just spent $100 on my teeth.  I'm just happy I get good dental checkups and minimal scraping when I'm there.

So yeah, I couldn't use the toothbrush yesterday as it hadn't finished charging.  So it was the inaugural brushing this morning.  Can I just say DAMN that sucker has a seriously awesome motor to it and my teeth feel cleaner than they have in past days.  Makes me wonder if my old brush has been in need of replacing much longer than I thought or they decided teeth can take a stronger motor.

Something to ponder........................

Had my neighbor's dad over  yesterday to fix my kitchen lights.  Apparently the way I've been replacing blown out light bulbs have been loosening up the nut that holds it together.  Totally something I would have had my dad fix for me the next time he visited.

Made me really sad and missing my dad all over again.

I don't really have any good work stories right now.  Only that the nail polish ban is stuck in HR still. And because of that, I have let my nails get super long.  Long for me at least.  So I've been doing three dips when I do the gel nails as I need the extra strength.

I was in the mood for a color that I like.  Here's May 2014. Picture me chair dancing to Van Halen Top Jimmy as it's happening people!

Indoor Sun

Indoor Sun
Now this is totally a color I love to rock.  Super orange linear holo happiness all the way!

Stay tuned-next post will be this seriously weird dream I had last night.  Maybe you can tell me what it means!

Until next time people.  Any thoughts out there?

Wednesday, April 5, 2017

Enchanted Polish Britney Spearmint

Pulled out yet another oldie today.  It's been fun wearing polish that I haven't worn in forever. Plus I'm not freakin out about the polish ban, so it's been a joy again.

I told you how I decided to cover all those doctors while the nurse is out on FMLA sick time? Well my boss had emailed out Friday who was covering the actual clinics and I wrote back telling her how I had been doing all the triage phone calls.  She wrote back, "you're awesome."


I wrote back to her jokingly how nurse's week is coming up.  Earlier that day she had sent out an email for people to nominate the nurse of the  year sort of thing.  So I was alluding to this when I replied to her about nurse's week.

She sent me back a picture of three tomatoes.  Not rotten ones, just three tomatoes.  Now I don't get that at all. So I wrote back telling her that I didn't get it, but am sure it's funny.  I haven't gotten a reply yet so I can't tell you what she meant.  Anyone out there know what the tomatoes mean?

Totally forgot I was going to show you my new shoes.  I got the chocolate brown ones the other day and it's glorious.  Now I have grey, beige, navy, burgundy and chocolate.  I have my old black ones too until I can replace those.  I think I'm set for years!

Here they are.

Aren't they pretty?  Here is an up close side view.

It's a 3.5 inch heel and they are comfortable big time.  Now you know why I love them so that I bought all the colors I could! The funny thing is, I am a heavy heel walker.  With my old shoes you could totally hear me coming and people would make fun.  These new shoes have all the soles to them and it muffles my footsteps. Now I can sneak up on people. HEHEHE.

Now let's relive Britney.


Sadly, this is NOT color accurate whatsoever.  It is a pale mint green holo IRL.  Stupid sun went away and my flash just washed out the color.  It is a frosty polish as well.

Will have to revisit when I can get color accurate shots.

Until next time people.  Any thoughts out there?

Monday, April 3, 2017

Colors by Llarowe Tank Tops and Flip Flops

Those of you that look at my blog on different search engines will see that there are changes to my font depending on what you are using at that time. For Safari users, you still get to see my beloved Parisian font that I bought and paid for and now cannot use.  For those on Chrome and Internet Explorer, you will now see the Poiret One font.  I like the Poiret One all right, but it's just not the one I want you know?

Stupid Blogger and Chrome.

It's at least not the plain block font that has been there that was driving me crazy.  For now, I will leave the concept of moving to Wordpress alone, but in the back of my mind, one day I will play with a fake blog on there and see just how hard it is to use.

I cannot believe it's April already.  My birthday month! I love this month just for that reason. My yard is a hot mess.  There are weeds everywhere, and they are at least halfway up my calf in height. My neighbors' yards are the same way so I don't feel too bad, but it's awful to look at.  I have no idea when you are supposed to start mowing the yard.  I'm waiting for someone to do theirs so I'll know to do mine.

Yesterday I washed my floors twice then spent two hours outside on my knees weeding my very long stone driveway.  It's an awful chore but I don't want my driveway to turn into green you know? My neighbor has let hers go and I just don't want that to happen to mine.

Oh here's something to think about........

I was reading the newspaper the other day-yes I'm one of those, and there was this article about this couple who had a one year old baby and they sold all their belongings, car etc and are going to hike the entire Appalachian Trail.  It's like 2200 miles.  Their thought process is this.  Better to do it now while the baby is young and to let the baby have this experience.

Seriously??? I don't know about you, but I don't remember being one. Do you? How is that baby going to remember being out in the elements for 2200 miles? The baby ain't gonna remember. So why?  Just why? I can see the couple going at it, but bringing the baby along? Nope.

The article clearly stated how they have degrees in outdoor sh*t and will have 5000 calories mailed to each stop along the way so they have food and will mail the dirty diapers back home for disposal. Can you imagine opening up that package?

Thoughts on this people????

I don't have kids so I can't really speak on this, but I can only imagine how awful it would be to hike that many miles with a screaming baby along.  But that's just me.

Now let's look at a gorgeous polish shall we?

Indoor Sun

Indoor Sun
Isn't this so pretty? And my camera actually got the color right too!  A nice light holo, nice light purple.  Just perfect.

Until next time people. Any thoughts out there?