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Tuesday, May 16, 2017


Hey guys. Just an update for you. My job has banned all nail polish. I have removed my gel nails and am back to my sad nubs and chewed cuticles. I don't know what I will do with this blog. While I love it, I don't know what to do without the main focus being nail polish. I'm not one to put polish on long enough to take a photo to them just remove it.

I have been doing different things on Instagram. I've changed the name to jenhop13 if you want to find me there.

Let me know your thoughts on what I should do here.


Wednesday, April 12, 2017

Enchanted Polish Vampires Suck

So I told you last post I would tell you about the weird dream I had last night.  Now normally I don't remember my dreams, at least not with this much clarity.  And it's just a freakin weird one. The dreams I do remember always have to do with me peeing in my dream in a weird place or the other night's it was the tiniest bathroom ever and always in these dreams, I make a mess of me and my clothes.

Gross yes, but I realize now that it's my subconscious telling me to wake up to pee.  Remember I told you I am on two liters of IV food every night? Well that makes a lot of waking up to pee and if I don't wake up, the mess in my dream will be reality! So I always listen when my dreams turn to that.

Now on to the weird dream I had.

I don't know how it started, I just know that my mom had no arms or legs and for some reason she had something wrong with her breathing and needed to have the fluid drained from her lungs to breathe.

Since she had no arms or legs, I was carrying her on my back in a backpack I think.  I was running all over the hospital screaming "where's the colposcopy unit?"  Over and over I was screaming this. Finally someone pointed me in the right direction and I ran into the department, throwing my mom down on the table telling them to hurry up and drain the fluid as she's dying not being able to breathe.

The people there just stood around staring at me, drinking their coffee having their lunch not helping me at all. I then swiped everything off that table, got in the doctor's face and demanded he take care of my mom.

I got down to my mom's face and told her not to leave me, that I needed her, but if she was tired and wanted to go, that I would be OK.

Finally, he realized I knew what I was talking about and stuck this huge needle into her lung.  There was this loud pop.  And relief on mom's face as she was able to breathe again.

Then I woke up.

How f*cked up is that?????

First off, why did my mom not have arms or legs? Second, the procedure she needed is called a thoracentesis. A colposcopy is what you get when you go to the Gynecologist for a cootie checkup. So why I was screaming for that department I've no idea.  But while I was dreaming it, it seemed so damn real, it was spooky.

I haven't stopped thinking about it all morning.  What do you think?  Do you think dreams mean something? I know there are people who believe that dreams are your brain working out issues in your awake life.  Not sure how this relates whatsoever.  Maybe mom will have an idea once I tell her about this!

Now for today, I chose another color just for me.  Don't worry, a happy pink is in the works for you out there! This is Vampires Suck and it's a blackened brown with holoness.

Indoor Sun

Indoor Sun
To me, this is a gorgeous color.  I know it's not for everyone!

Do you have weird dreams????

Until next time people.  Any thoughts out there?

Monday, April 10, 2017

Enchanted Polish May 2014

Just used my brand new electric toothbrush.  You see, I have a serious fear of the dentist and for many years, I have used a regular toothbrush and brushed the hell out of my gums.  My current dentist told me that if I didn't stop that and start using an electric toothbrush that I would eventually need a gum transplant.

Now that sounds like a party right?


I had a coworker who had to have that done and she said it sucked big time.  For many years now I have been using the same electric toothbrush and yes, it's working.  Now gums don't grow back once they're gone, they're gone.  But they have not receded any more.  And they are healthier than they were before the electric one.

I still brush the hell out of my teeth.  At least five minutes at a time.  The other day, my old electric toothbrush didn't last long enough for me.  It was time for a new one.  I only get the base model.  I don't need bluetooth and the like for my teeth.  I just need something that lasts five minutes!

That's what he said..................................

The base model was $60 and for four replacement heads, $30.  $10 for toothpaste and I have just spent $100 on my teeth.  I'm just happy I get good dental checkups and minimal scraping when I'm there.

So yeah, I couldn't use the toothbrush yesterday as it hadn't finished charging.  So it was the inaugural brushing this morning.  Can I just say DAMN that sucker has a seriously awesome motor to it and my teeth feel cleaner than they have in past days.  Makes me wonder if my old brush has been in need of replacing much longer than I thought or they decided teeth can take a stronger motor.

Something to ponder........................

Had my neighbor's dad over  yesterday to fix my kitchen lights.  Apparently the way I've been replacing blown out light bulbs have been loosening up the nut that holds it together.  Totally something I would have had my dad fix for me the next time he visited.

Made me really sad and missing my dad all over again.

I don't really have any good work stories right now.  Only that the nail polish ban is stuck in HR still. And because of that, I have let my nails get super long.  Long for me at least.  So I've been doing three dips when I do the gel nails as I need the extra strength.

I was in the mood for a color that I like.  Here's May 2014. Picture me chair dancing to Van Halen Top Jimmy as it's happening people!

Indoor Sun

Indoor Sun
Now this is totally a color I love to rock.  Super orange linear holo happiness all the way!

Stay tuned-next post will be this seriously weird dream I had last night.  Maybe you can tell me what it means!

Until next time people.  Any thoughts out there?

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