Enchanted Polish Rainbow Relish

Holy sh*t people.  It's been close to a year since I wrote on my beloved blog.  I attempted to start a new blog, but it just wasn't the same.  I also saw that for some reason I got 3200 hits on Friday the 13th.  No idea why.  But hey-have at it.

So I got an email from a porn site wanting to advertise or some crap on here all based on my post entitled "Feelin Phallic." Obviously, they didn't read the post as they claim they did.  Otherwise, they would not be asking to advertise on a blog about nail polish!  I'll link that post for you as it was a good one from the first year I started this in 2011.

Also, I just found out that I can now run my blog over an https so I've turned that on hopefully to keep malicious crap from corrupting things here.  Let me know if anything funny pops up for you guys.

In 11 days I will officially turn 50 years old.  I didn't think it was going to bother me, but the closer it gets, the more I'm like f*ck dude I'm going to be 50!  When I turned 40, I flew back to St Louis and was sitting under the Arch for that day.  This year, I've got nothing.  I bought myself some expensive skin care, which if you guys want, I can review for you here.  My mom will be here for the week and of course, I've taken the day off as I NEVER work my birthday.  It's my own personal holiday.

I've done some home repairs the past week.  Well not me, I paid someone to do it.  My front porch ceiling since I bought my house in 2002 was a paint peeling mess.  Every single day I would look at it and just think how awful it looked.  Well this year, I did something about it.

Here is the before:

I also had cracks in my foundation from an earthquake a few years back:

And lastly, I had a back deck board replaced as it was messed up.

And now for the in between.  Dude took down all the old drywall stuff.  Here are my pretty rafters.

He then replaced the drywall with stuff called soffitt.  This stuff is maintenance free, you just wipe it off if it gets dirty, which in the woods with spiders? Of course it will get dirty.  It also is a floating mechanism so it will give and take with the heat and cold.  I like it.  It looks amazing. 

Are you ready???

How awesome is this?? I am beyond happy with how good it looks! I've been staring at it for days now just smiling! I've also ordered six new wind chimes to hang around the porch as mine were beyond bad and missing parts. 

All right.  Now let's get to the reason why you're here.  I finally felt like wearing polish.  It's been one full year since I last wore any polish.  Can you believe that??? Am I still buying polish? You bet! I haven't lost the love for Enchanted Polish holos.  I just have yet to wear them! Now that it's finally warming up and the sky is blue, the holos truly pop. 

Here is the awesome pickle green holo Enchanted Polish Rainbow Relish.

Indoor Sun

Indoor Sun

Indoor Sun

Indoor Sun

Indoor Sun

Now I know this color is not for everyone, but those who have been with me know that I love the puke colors! Also, this was taken with my iphone X and it's been so long, I had to relearn how to crop and watermark! You know I love me a good linear holo.  Sadly, I have to take this right off, as the ban is still on at work. 

And yes, I'm still the worst as posing pretty with my nails.  These however, are MY nails.  They've gotten quite healthy and long since I stopped using acetone all the time!

I'm not making any promises, but I'm going to at least try to post twice a week if I can. 

Until next time people.  Any thoughts out there?