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Thursday, March 31, 2016

Enchanted Polish Space Ghost

I had told you that Mom and I went to Myrtle Beach.  It was the first time there without my Dad. We've been going there since I was fourteen-now I'm forty eight.  That's a long time.  I've told you before that I love Myrtle Beach to visit, but I wouldn't live there.

Anywho, my Dad always did all the driving.  Typical man who just never got lost.  Me, I'm clueless about what direction is east, north etc.  So Mom and I decided we were going to go to this mall to watch the new Star Wars movie.  Mom was the copilot with the map.  Can you see where this is going???

Yup, we got lost.

I was yelling at Mom the street intersections asking her which way to go and she was yelling back saying she didn't know where we were and I would yell back you have the map! The part you're missing is the f-bombs flying back and forth between us.  I would say "we're at the corner of such and such-which way do I turn?" Her reply would be, "I don't know where the f*ck we are!" My reply would be, "you have the f*cking map!" And so on and so forth. It got so bad that finally we both just started laughing and said that Dad was in heaven laughing his a** off at us.

BTW, that movie was so amazing.  We wonder just how much Mark Hamill was paid to be in that movie.  If anyone knows, please tell me!

The other cool thing we did in Myrtle Beach was to go and have lunch at the place we always ate at growing up. It was always a special occasion fancy place.  It was so popular and crowded that we would have to wait outside for an hour just for a table.  I remember as kids how that part sucked! It has been years since we had been there.  I mean years.

We got there and had a nice lunch.  It was a nice remembrance of times past.

We went to both Tanger Outlet malls.  I always stock up on stuff when I'm there.  New nurse shoes, new Jockey undies at the outlet store, new Coach purse.  This time I got a bunch of Crabtree and Evelyn lotion.  I love that stuff but the store here closed.  It's always better to pay outlet prices.

All right. Today's polish is not that pretty.  I again didn't have any sun, but even when I personally saw this in the sun, it didn't help the matter. Plus, it has micro glitter, which is a b*tch to remove.  Oh and to top it off, the blue stains bad.

Yes, this is not good at all.  It would have been better off just being a pretty blue jelly.  But the glitter doesn't add anything to this at all.

Until next time people.  Any thoughts out there?